I spam, I perve, I bitch. Occasionally, I also take photos. I don't know what I want, but I know I want it now.
I don't tag much, but when I do:
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
If it makes anyone feel better about their lack of productivity or motivation or whatnot, I spent all of my waking hours today on the computer and eating a whole wedge of double brie with watercrackers.
I live to be a bad example; I’m a giver like that.